Thursday, March 24, 2011

Number 55 : Olivia Munn

Munn, Munn, Munn! Olivia Munn - helping inseminate nerd's socks since 2006. I think she's Japanese. Or Chinese. Dirty knees. Look at these! Or maybe she's Australian. She left a big gaping hole in Attack of the Show when she left to do Iron Man. A hole that could only be filled by the hottest blond girl in the world right now - Sara Underwood! Wait what? She's not the new co-host? Well she should be. Just because she wouldn't suck off all the Comcast upper management she got stuck doing 'The Feed'. And in the meantime, Olivia was creating her own Epic Fail trying to act. Like every line is some kind of news story. And the waitress (who is really Charlie's wife in real-life) will always be the waitress to me. You lose! You lose! Well, whatever - as long as she keeps doing spreads in Complex and Playboy and the magazine that can not be named. Olivia is definitely a girl who is hotter when she's jumping into a pie than she is when she's talking. I've got something to shut her up. I'll just stick this big long balloon in her mouth.

 
 

Blog: http://www.oliviamunn.com
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/OliviaMunn
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/oliviamunn
Website: http://oliviamunn.org/
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Munn

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Number 56 : Fiona Xie (谢宛谕)

I used to date Fiona Xie. I would motorboat those boobies all night long. Okay, it wasn't really her. It was just a girl from Singapore that I met at a buy-me-drinky. She was pretty hot too, but she tasted funny. I think it was all the hot sauce she ate all the time. And the shrimp chips. I learned a valuable lesson that night - don't kiss a girl on the mouth. There's plenty of other things she can do with her mouth. And then I'm not stuck with tasting whatever she smoked or sucked or ate for the rest of the night. And I don't have to worry about getting the herps. A fishy taste isn't bad, but I would rather get that from some lower lips if you catch my drift. The point of this pointless story is this - I bought that girl a lot of drinks, and now any time I jerk it to a Singaporean, I think they probably have some stinky ass mouth. So I have to really concentrate to finish. Sometimes I even pass out. It's not fun. And the other point is don't kiss a girl on the mouth. This isn't Pretty Woman or some kind of crappy movie about rich people and transvestites.

 

Blog: http://www.alivenotdead.com/fionaxie (It looks all artsy or some shit, but maybe you're into that.)
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/placidacid (Same stupid artsy rants)
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_Xie

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Number 57 : Seira Kagami (加賀美セイラ)

I always get Seira and Mirei mixed up. I think a lot of my pictures of Seira might be Mirei and so forth and such. If they are, let me know and I'll show you someone that has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a shit. (Hinto - it's me.) Just deal with it. Anyway, back to Seira. I don't know if that is supposed to be Sierra like the truck or the mountains where people eat each other, or like Sarah the wife of Moses. Either way, I think somebody fucked up when she was born and was too afraid to admit it and just went with it. Seira went down on the list when I found out she was half Canadian, but then regained some space because she often posts pictures with girls that are hotter than her. So I can imagine a 三ピ or a 四ピ or more.

 
 

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/seira-kagami
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/seira0613
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/seirakagami
Website: http://www.vap.co.jp/seira
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/加賀美セイラ

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Number 58 : Ady An Yixuan (安以軒)

Skinny. Big boobies. Hot legs. Long hair. Would you believe that Ady is a long time reader of this blog and she lives by my advice like a religion? She knows what's good for her and her career. And if you believe that, would you believe that I own 2 bridges in New England and 74% of the moon? If you know anyone that is looking to unload their moon acres for a reasonable price, let me know. I'm hoping to own the entire thing by 2016. And then I'll stop all the countries that I don't like from landing any rockets on MY MOON. I'll build a porch with no house and sit there on a rocking chair with a shotgun shooting at rockets. I sure hope I can get wifi on the moon by then. How else would I get my daily fix of Ady pics?


Blog: http://blog.sina.com.cn/anyixuan
Blog: http://t.sina.com.cn/anyixuan
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ady-An-Yi-Xuan (Fan page)
Website: http://www.anyixuan.net
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Yixuan

Friday, March 4, 2011

Number 59 : Sung Hi Lee (성 안녕 리)

Lee. Now that's one name you can find anywhere in the world. I met a Ganesh Lee in India. A Nkosazana Lee from Africa. Jesus Lee in Bolivia. Kimiko Lee in Japan. Stanislav Lee in Russia, he wanted to start a comic book company featuring a hero called человек-паук. A guy named Robert E Lee that just wanted to re-enact the Civil War all the time. It was kind of freaky - a little gayish maybe. But that's ok. The best thing about Sung Hi is that after she moved to the US, she didn't try to assimilate. She didn't change her name to Stephanie or Sandra or Sunny or Debra or Sapphire or Phoenix or Debra. And she's got some fantastic tits. And she likes to show them off.

 

IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0498308
Website: http://www.sung-hi.com (This may be closing soon according to internet trolls)
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sung-Hi_Lee