Friday, April 8, 2011

Number 53 : Eriko Tachiya (舘谷恵利子)

She calls herself Erijo. Like it's cute or something to funk up your name. Like when you call Becky - Beckor, or Pecker, or Fat Bitch. Or when you call Yumi - Yummy, or Do me, or Get Off Your Knees. I like to call Eriko -  Eriblow. And Erislow. And Eritaekwondo. Slow and low, let yourself go, down with the tempo. I saw some pictures on her blog where she looked like Eriafro. One time, I saw her in Roppopngi and I walked up to her and said - "Yo, Jo. How would you like to see my Cobra?" That's what cartoons are missing these days. You don't see any Pokeman telling kids to keep out of construction sites. Or any Sponge Bob telling them to use a condom if they have pre-marital sex. Now that is just sad. If kids can't depend on cartoon characters to build ethics and morals, then where can they turn? Church? I don't know about that, but I do know I'll be worshipping Eriko tonight. I'm going to erect a long statute and eventually give her an offering.

 


Blog: http://ameblo.jp/erikotachiya
Friendster: http://profiles.friendster.com/72054827 (I've heard of this site, but I thought it was a myth.)
Old Blog: http://sblog.gw.tv/eriko_t
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/erikojo
Website: http://asiapro.co.jp/model/eriko_tachiya

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