Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Number 73 : Yuuki Yamamoto (山本優希)

Anomaly. That's the word for Yuuki. I looked it up a few times, but I still don't know what it means. I think it has something to do with the fact that she looked super hot in Ranzuki. And not bad in Jelly. So I started following her blog. And then she started posting pictures of herself without make-up. And clipping her nails. And taking a shit. Then just about the time I was about to delete her blog from my favorites list, she got knocked up. I wondered for awhile if it was me that knocked her up. Just like that time I was wondering if David Carradine was still alive then I turned on the news and he was dead in the closet. Or that time when I was jerking off to Jessica Alba and she got pregnant. And Halle Berry too. Anyway, Yuuki got knocked up and then cut her hair (which no girl should ever, ever, EVER do!) and suddenly she's hot again. I don't know if it's the pregnant glow. Or the fact that if I did meet her, I wouldn't have to worry about her getting pregnant. Or the short hair. And she has some hot legs. And nice boobs.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/yuukiyamamoto
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/yamamoto_yuuki
Wiki: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/山本優希 (日本語)

Friday, December 24, 2010

Number 74 : Jessica Hester Hsuan (宣萱)

40!?! Wow, she looks great. She's like an older version of my dream woman. I guess she is my dream woman, because the older the berry the sweeter the juice. Especially, if she puts a little sugar in her vag. Or some Rolos. Do they even make Rolos anymore? I wonder if Rolos or Reese's minis would fit better in a snatch. I think Reese's would attract too many dogs. I hear they go for the peanut butter. Put a little sugar up in there and get some flapjacks ready underneath because when she's with me, she's going to be a syrup factory. I'm getting hot just thinking about it. And a little hungry. But mostly hot. And a little thirsty. I wonder if I could drink that syrup? And still hot.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/xuan-xuan
Website: http://t.sina.com.cn/jessicahsuan
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Hsuan

Monday, December 20, 2010

Number 75 : Saki Sugawara (菅原沙樹)

I first saw Saki here. You would think a magazine with the name DD would be about something other than fashion. Anyway, they have several webisodes where Saki is a street walker, and then she gets a job as an actual OL, and all the girls hate her because all the guys love her. And then she falls down and gets hurt. Or maybe she got pushed down. And it turns into a big scandal. And an orgy. And they start cutting each others hair. And shaving each other in private places. But what happens in the office around the water cooler the next day? If you are wondering how this story ends, you will have to read the book yourself. And that's my book report for DD Magazine.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/sugawara-saki/ (Plenty o' hot pics here!)
Website?: http://www.at-scelta.com/saki/
Wikipedia: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/菅原沙樹

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Number 76 : Rachel Ann Go

I don't know why all these Asian girls think Twitter is a good way to worship God. This chica as well as a couple of others and Hulk Hogan keep posting shit about religion and prayer and holy script. If I want a religious experience, I'll drink until I can't see and then call an ex-girlfriend. Or smoke some Salvia. Or saliva. Or drop acid. Or 'shrooms. Point is Twitter is NOT good for religion. Unless your religion is posting updates about working out. And including pictures. And updates about a day at the pool or the beach. And including pictures. Or perhaps a dirty little lesbian sleepover party. And including pictures. Or maybe just a short skirt. With a little nipple poking out. THAT is what Twitter is about.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rachelle-Ann-Go/162228179523 (Fan Page)
Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/gorachelleann
Website: http://www.solidrachelleanngo.com/
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachelle_Ann_Go

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Number 77 : Anna Tsuchiya (土屋 アンナ)

I always thought Anna was the original Japanese cougar. Then I found out she isn't even a puma. She's barely 26. When I was 26 in my 8th year as a freshman in college, I slept with a cougar. Funny how that works. I don't know why I thought Anna was so much older, most Asians look much younger. Maybe it's because she has 2 kids. Or maybe it's her raspy voice. Maybe it's because she looks experienced. Like she could swallow a tree. Or fit an entire fist inside her. I guess she is just a MILF. It really doesn't matter, she's still a cougar to me. And that cougar loves anal. And donkey punches.

Blog: http://ameblo.jp/anna-tsuchiya/
Website: http://anna-t.com/index.html
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Tsuchiya