Sunday, July 24, 2011

Number 38 : CJ Gibson

Sometimes I sit around and try to figure out what CJ means. (What else am I supposed to do in this economy?) I really never came up with anything good. Car Jack? Clit Jockey? Cervical Junction? Larry? Camilla Jane? Candy Jar? Communist Jogger? Centipede Jungle? Crying Juggalo? Crotch Johnson? Christian Jibberjabber? Comedy Jeanius? Hank? I usually get bored with that after 7 seconds and imagine what it would be like to examine every inch of her boobies. I would give her a free breast examination daily. Or hourly. Just when I decide I'm a leg man or an ass man someone with a perfect breasts like CJ comes along. Then I come along. If you get what I mean.


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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Number 39 : Grace Park (그레이스 박)

So I still can't follow the plot of Lost - even if it has new characters and changed it's name to Hawaii 5-0. All the extras and the stage hands are the same. Here's what I figured out so far - the Korean guy is still there, but he speaks more English now. And his cousin is really a Cylon. But she doesn't know this because she's a sleeper cell. In fact no one knows this and they let her into HPD, but thankfully she killed off Lady Deathstrike who was posing as the Governor's attache and now she's in jail. For those of you that are a little slow, that Cylon is Grace Park. She's not fooling me, but Cylon or not, I would rummage through her underwear drawer. And now that she's spent some time in prison, you know she's going to be freaky. Those female prisons are full of lesbians and pillow fighting. It's like a boot camp for dirty nasty porn. Nothing like the pound-you-in-the-ass federal prisons. Although that is something else great about any ex-con, they're into anal. My parole officer wasn't amused when I told him I was going to plant my tree in the park - Grace Park! (nudge, nudge). I just wonder if it would be more appreciated in the front yard or the back yard now.


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Friday, July 8, 2011

Number 40 : Malia (マリア)

There is an epidemic going on in Asia lately. This is something bigger than you can imagine. I need everyone to come together and fight this. There is an easy fix, but it can only be fixed with your help. The problem is hot Asian women cutting their hair really short - like a boy almost. Now look Malia, if I wanted to fantasize about a boy, I would. When I want to fantasize about a model in her underwear, I don't want to look up and see short hair. I don't care if Posh Beckham and Halle Berry are sporting short hair. It's probably because their husbands are gay. If you want to entice me or any straight man to buy your underwear, for ourselves or someone else, leave your hair long. I really don't know what these women are thinking. Short hair on top, unshaven down below, it's like a bizarro world over there.


1oven: (I thought this said Loven like McLoven, but it's 'one oven' - boring!)
Gree: (I don't know what Gree is either, but I don't agree with their name.)
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