Sunday, February 20, 2011

Number 62 : Kelly Hu (胡凯丽)

Hu is that local girl you say? She's actually the illegitimate daughter of the supreme leader Hu Jintao. Jintao trained a group of the brightest Chinese kids at a super secret spot in Guangzhou. They were taught in English by an old cripple guy that controlled them with his mind and flew around in an invisible airplane. Every child was strategically placed in different sites around the nation waiting for an X day to reek havoc and start the 3rd world war. They were called the X-team. They would have been called the X-men, but there were actually more women than men in the group. Kelly was placed in Hawaii and won our hearts as Miss Hawaii. She then moved to Egypt and seduced the Rock to become the Scorpion Queen. These days when she isn't raising sexy young vampires, she's working for the female governor as a PR agent and a contact point for the 5-0 team. I'm waiting to see Kono and Kelly have a cat-fight. In bikinis. Or lingerie. Or anything other than those pantsuits she always wears anymore.

Check out the creepy Ted Danson dude in the background!
 

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Website: http://kellyhu.com
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Hu

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